June 2009
“Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all”
—Kurt Cobain (via kelseysmile) (via mysteriosa) (via quote-book) (via thupps) (via faraa)
- Marge: This is the worst thing you have ever done.
- Homer: You say that so much, it has lost all meaning.
Barney Stinson's Top 10 things I would have called my truck...
- Barney Stinson: Ladys and Gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top 10 list. The category: Top 10 things I would have called my truck...
- Ted Mosby: It was never your truck.
- Barney Stinson: ...if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
- Ted Mosby: It was a rental.
- Barney Stinson: Number 10 - 'The Winne-Bango'. Number 9 - 'The Pick-Up Truck'. Number 8 - 'The Ford Explore Her'. Number 7 - 'The You Scream Truck'. You Scream. Number 6 - 'Feels on Wheels!'. Hello! Number 5 - 'The Ride Her Truck'. Number 4 - 'The 18-Squeeler'. Number 3 - 'The Esca-Laid'. Ih-ih-ih! Number 2 - 'The Slam-Boney'. Aaand the number 1 thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back...
- [Table Drumroll]
- Barney Stinson: ... 'The '69 Chevy'!
- David Letterman style! LOL. XD
Maybe, just maybe, they already are.
I need to get my feelings untangled.
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“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody”
—Mark Twain (via longlivethequeen) (via atoms) (via faraa)
I miss you.
This moment, It's You and me.
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Today, was the best day I've had in months. ^_^
