- Marge: This is the worst thing you have ever done.
- Homer: You say that so much, it has lost all meaning.
Barney Stinson's Top 10 things I would have called my truck...
- Barney Stinson: Ladys and Gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top 10 list. The category: Top 10 things I would have called my truck...
- Ted Mosby: It was never your truck.
- Barney Stinson: ...if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
- Ted Mosby: It was a rental.
- Barney Stinson: Number 10 - 'The Winne-Bango'. Number 9 - 'The Pick-Up Truck'. Number 8 - 'The Ford Explore Her'. Number 7 - 'The You Scream Truck'. You Scream. Number 6 - 'Feels on Wheels!'. Hello! Number 5 - 'The Ride Her Truck'. Number 4 - 'The 18-Squeeler'. Number 3 - 'The Esca-Laid'. Ih-ih-ih! Number 2 - 'The Slam-Boney'. Aaand the number 1 thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back...
- [Table Drumroll]
- Barney Stinson: ... 'The '69 Chevy'!
- David Letterman style! LOL. XD
Maybe, just maybe, they already are.
Today, was the best day I've had in months. ^_^